The crokodil
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The crokodil is a specially built so long because the flatter the betterswimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almostonly of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and thetail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. Acrokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail offif he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scaredof nothing. A crokodil stays under the water because if you were so ugly,you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodil stays underthe water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches youthat he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn'thardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. Thelonger he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old crokodils suck theirpeople and buck that they catch dead. If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. Acrokodil did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. Thelittle brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodilis a chameleon. The gay brother of the crokodil is a daffodil. And thecrokodil also has a dead brother the frikkidel.
posted by Thinus Dippenaar @ 02:23
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